how to annoy the fuck out of tumblr users
hey so i read this book on loneliness today and one section said that people with few friends take comfort in obsessing over celebrities and/or sports figures online and on TV to make up for their lack of social life.
i just wanted to share that
that explains a lot
that explains *everything*
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
*taps microphone* *clears voice* has anyone seen my mom
how i imagine all gym teacher ipods:
So I went onto Tumblr and realised it’s not logged into my account.
Turns out my 12 year old brother made an account, so I clicked on his blog to see his URL. I was far from dissapointed.
this website is so toxic
With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride
what the fuucckk
PRAISE THE SUN!
is that our exceptionally good host
theyve started selling lucky charms at tescos and ive never had any american cereal before and it has little tiny marshmallows in it and im haivng heart palpitations this is so sugary my body isnt used to this ive been living off cornflaeks for the last 16 years why are there marshmallows in my cereal who came up with this idea i feel like a bag of sugar just jizzed in my veins there are sweets in my fucking cereal is that even legal im so confused
I named my Christmas tree Augustus Waters because it lit up like him.
who gave you the right
i named my christmas tree primrose everdeen because it lit up like her
I named my christmas tree Mary Winchester because it lit up like her